Hey there slaycationers!

Here at Slaycation Paradise we always want to make sure you have the best family slaying trips possible, so we put together a short guide on how to get the most out of your trips!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

Be sure to head over to the Stash 'n' Dash before your trip to browse our exciting catalogue of apocalypse-proof weapons guaranteed to bring a smile to every family trip.

Get the lay of the land!

Once your portal jockey sends you packing on your next fun slaycation trip, the first thing you'll want to do is take in the sights! Slaycation Paradise is the gateway to a whole host of interesting apocalypse locales filled with scrap to be gathered and put to good use!

You can also get the lay of the land and make some important decisions on where to place your fortifications!

Get creative!

Our patented Construction Assembly Kit (C.A.T) comes as standard with every slaycation trip and puts at your fingertips everything you need to survive your trip.

So don't leave all the scrap burning a hole in your pocket, put it to good use with the C.A.T and make sure you return from your trip in one piece.

Meet the locals!

Immerse yourself in the local culture! The locals of each destination will be dying to get much, much better acquainted with you and give your slaycation that edge of thrill, adventure & danger! So get out there to say hello and keep that finger on the trigger!